Today, I picked up my son and daughter from school. "Dad, I am hungry!" said one of them. We popped into the local Pick 'n Pay store and headed over to the pies. While we were waiting for one of the helpers to bag the pies, my son noticed the pricing sign below. I know, I know! Think on things above and all that, but this was just too funny to pass up! "Are they really…? No, can't be!" You laughed, didn't you?
Dave Barry wrote a review of 2008 at the Miami Herald where he is a columnist. It is a hilarious review and worth reading, just to bring some laughter into the day. Here are a few short excerpts:"In politics, Barack Obama addresses the issue of why, in his 20 years of membership in Trinity United Church of Christ in Chicago, he failed to notice that the pastor, Jeremiah Wright, is a racist lunatic. In a major televised address widely hailed for its brilliance, Obama explains that . . . OK, nobody really remembers what the actual explanation was. But everybody agrees it was mesmerizing.
Maybe you should read the whole review here.
"In sports, both the Kentucky Derby and the Indianapolis 500 are won by Usain Bolt.
". . . Barack Obama, having secured North and South America, flies to Germany without using an airplane and gives a major speech -- speaking English and German simultaneously -- to 200,000 mesmerized Germans, who immediately elect him chancellor, prompting France to surrender.
". . . Congress passes, and Technically Still President Bush signs, the Emergency Economic Stabilization Act of 2008, and everyone heaves a sigh of relief as the economy stabilizes for approximately 2.7 seconds, after which it resumes going down the toilet. As world financial markets collapse like fraternity pledges at a keg party and banks fail around the world, the International Monetary Fund implements an emergency program under which anybody who opens a checking account anywhere on earth gets a free developing nation. But it is not enough; the financial system is in utter chaos. At one point a teenage girl in Worcester, Mass., attempts to withdraw $25 from an ATM and winds up acquiring Wells Fargo."
I thought that this being my 100th post, I'd give you a little light-hearted news.
Enjoy!
Harry Reid of the Democratic Party in the U.S. loves giving great motivational speeches... of fear, surrender and capitulation!
Saw this on Michelle Malkin's blog.
Have a look at this and if you do not mind, please vote for me. Then, get all your buddies to vote for me too! When you are done voting for me, nominate someone else in one of the categories for best blog.
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[With Easter coming up in just over a week, I just had to share this joke!]
An atheist was quite incensed over the preparation for Easter and Passover holidays and decided to contact the local ACLU about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays while the atheists had no holidays for them to celebrate.
The ACLU jumped on the opportunity to once again pick up the cause of the downtrodden and assigned their sharpest attorney to the case.
The case was brought up before a learned judge who, after listening to the passionate presentation by the ACLU representative, promptly banged his gavel and said, "Case dismissed!"
The ACLU lawyer stood up and objected to the ruling and said, "Your honor, how can you dismiss this case? Surely the Christians have Christmas, Easter, and many other observances. And the Jews--why, in addition to Passover, they have Yom Kippur and Hanukkah ... and yet my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!"
The judge leaned back in his chair and simply said, "Obviously your client is too confused to know about or for that matter even celebrate the atheists' holiday!"
The ACLU lawyer pompously said, "We are aware of no such holiday for atheists--just when might that be?"
The judge said "Well, it comes every year at the same time--April 1st!"
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